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perlockholmes: I haven’t seen this yet, why haven’t I seen this yet?! “I’m the Real” Week: Day 1 (Admin note: There are seriously zero series three spoilers in the posts for this week, but for those of you who are paranoid, they
“I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’”
sherlockology: The first official image from Sherlock Series 3!
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sherlockology: Presenting.. the new trailer for Sherlock Series 3!
cumberbum: cumberbum: More new Sherlock pics Source has higher res 2197px wide versions of all the photos as well as an interesting caption for the 6th image: “Alice Lowe plays a character called Tessa in Sherlock season 3â€
“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t humanize me.”
“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“Emelia Ricoletti’s corpse isn’t the only thing that’s going to be rising tonight.â€
“Nobody has more features of interest than you.â€
“You are the crack in my lens.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“Are you a gong? Or a touch of the dramatic? Because I could never resist you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s grave? Because I dig you.â€
“Are you Emelia Ricoletti’s wedding song? Because I could never forget you.â€
“Are you Irene Adler? Because I’d like to keep a picture of you in my pocket watch.â€Based on a suggestion by @cat-n-claw.
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t the only ways I can spoil you.â€
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?â€
“If you left me, my heart would shatter like the six busts of Margaret Thatcher.â€
“If you and I had an appointment in Samarra, I would never go to Sumatra and become a pirate instead.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson’s car? Because I wanna take you for a ride.â€
“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.â€
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just wait until you see my naughty side.â€
“I have a problem… and there is only one way that I can solve it… I need to kiss someone.â€
“Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to Heaven.â€
“You can borrow my handcuffs in the salad drawer anytime… But only if you use them with me.â€
“I would tell you that I love you even if Eurus didn’t say there was a bomb in your flat.”
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.
“Your coffin isn’t the only ‘box’ of yours I’d smash with passion.”Based on a suggestion by @morbidmegz.
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“Will you be the Redbeard to my Yellowbeard?”
“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I want you inside of me.”
SOCKS btw guys i’m posting spoilers now so please unfollow if this is a problem aftershocked:*SPOILER* Anything with Sherlock’s sock index. Anything.
long comics about nothing apickuptruckandthedevilseyes: -Spoiler- Sherlock puts a hit counter on his blog and gets only a single viewer every time he updates. It’s John, because how else would he know exactly how many types of tobacco ash is on
WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS for SHERLOCK, SEASON THREE (Episode One, ‘The Empty Hearse’)! Also contains swearing, slash and a lot of insanity! source x
that-walking-travesty: geekishchic: reapersun: ~We both love him, so what’s the problem?~ ship who you want but don’t hate on “threateners” just because they’re coming between your non-canon ship. The whole point is that it’s a PRETEND
~and to all the other Sherlock fans out there~
~click for spoiler (but not really) nsfw~
sherlock was hoping for a Game of Shadows style mandance as much as i was~ bonus ending~ “watch me twirl jawn”
Since some people were asking, here is the list of stag night fics that were sent to me (and one I found elsewhere). Contains season 3 spoilers and pretty much 100% angst. The Stag Night by justbebenaddicted I Don’t Mind by Red Pants Purple Shirt
Support me on Patreon! => Reapersun@PatreonA patron asked me to fix season 4 in one doodle; I did my best ;w;
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storybookvisitor: Had to do it Wasn’t wearing my glasses. Thought it was my favorite Lannister.
Nihil facimus sed id bene facimus
sherlock-hannibal: Let’s just appreciate this scene for a moment
sherlock-hannibal: The perfect plot twist ending.
cassjaytuck: carbon-uranium-nitrogen-tuesday: If I see one Sherlock spoiler I will start world war III this series is 126 years old
assilikesbowties: hon hon hon
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